My second volume of this meme is the Daddy Wars edition. Prescinding from pointless pugilism, one can propose a plethora of paradigms, plenty of which palliate our pounding parental lobes.
I. Five responses:
1. Stomp hard on the toes, then run.
2. I like a .410 for the under 10.
3. What's a video game?
4. No comment.
5. When you're right, you're right - Fr. Eric's duct tape is classic and stylish.
II. Five questions (and to make it easy, these are T / F):
1. Flip flops are lame. Unless they're color coordinated with the hat.
2. If some is good, more is better.
3. The first rule of non-cooperation is hit it with a hammer. The second rule is see rule one.
4. The maximum number of rooms in a house that may be painted any shade of pastel is two.
5. Symmetry is unnecessary.
III. Opening the second front:
Baseball has a certain aesthetic charm, and as a communal event, outside in the summer, it's almost unmatched (carillon concerts, although rare, are a higher caliber of charm). However, as a sport, it's effete. Manliness in sports resides on the ice. If you can limp, you can play. Also, God is a goalie.
III-point-v: On Maneuvers:
Football in the snow is a close second.
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