3 1/2 Time Outs (Vol 2)

My second volume of this meme is the Daddy Wars edition.  Prescinding from pointless pugilism, one can propose a plethora of paradigms, plenty of which palliate our pounding parental lobes.

I. Five responses:
     1. Stomp hard on the toes, then run.
     2. I like a .410 for the under 10.
     3. What's a video game?
     4. No comment.
     5. When you're right, you're right - Fr. Eric's duct tape is classic and stylish.

II. Five questions (and to make it easy, these are T / F):
     1. Flip flops are lame.  Unless they're color coordinated with the hat.
     2. If some is good, more is better.
     3. The first rule of non-cooperation is hit it with a hammer.  The second rule is see rule one.
     4. The maximum number of rooms in a house that may be painted any shade of pastel is two.
     5. Symmetry is unnecessary.

III. Opening the second front:
     Baseball has a certain aesthetic charm, and as a communal event, outside in the summer, it's almost unmatched (carillon concerts, although rare, are a higher caliber of charm).  However, as a sport, it's effete.  Manliness in sports resides on the ice.  If you can limp, you can play.  Also, God is a goalie.

III-point-v: On Maneuvers:
     Football in the snow is a close second.