Eclectic Tradition

When I was a youth, I lived in a place where hot cross buns were indispensable for Easter. My own family's preference ran to zeppoli and canoli, so I learned to like them only with great effort ("Nope, not yet... Lemme have another."). My wife, however, comes from the Land of the Overwhelmingly Large Cinnamon Roll. From this eclectic mix, after no little experimentation, comes the surprisingly delicious Hot Cross Cinnamon Roll, pictured above. To our children's delight, we frosted them this year with red glaze crosses. They really are as satisfyingly good as deep fried dough goodies -- must be the lard!

Most joyous Easter to all my readers. Smiter is waiting for you to join the Church next year, if you haven't already. I'll keep the rolls warm for ya, 'cause food is love.

Manly Spirituality

Inspired by this post at the Anchoress:

Batter my heart and deep-fry it,
Mince my will into sausage and dry it,
My want BBQ
Till I want just for You,
Till I'm Yours and no one can deny it.

A funny thing happened on the way to Damascus (or, some doggerel attributed to that Ananias who cured St. Paul of his blindness, but I don't suppose he could really have written them, 'cause the historical-critical method would say the lymeric hadn't been invented yet...)

The thing about making theology rhyme,
whenever I give this a bit of my time,
is that I'm afeared
I'll put out my beard
'cause I can't find a rhyme for Damascus.

And others more Logos-ly gifted than I
did tremble, and whimper and sniffle and cry,
and fall from a horse --
I mean Paul of course --
when asked to make rhymes for Damascus.

So Old Rome and New Rome and Third Rome and more
got down on their knees on the cold marble floor
and prayed to our Lord,
"Avert ye the sword!
'Cause we can't make a rhyme for Damascus!"

And finally Paul got the courage to ask us,
and once it came out he got bolder to task us.
With a mighty oration,
Divine inspiration
said, "There's only one rhyme for Damascus..."

My muse...

...has gone south for the winter.

Political Unrest

The archdeacon sought out his patron of note
To query for whom he should probably vote;
But all of the candidates seemed to be full
of qualities which in the pews are called "bull."
And straight-shooting Midwestern farmers should know,
'Cause that's what they use to make so much corn grow.

Quartet of Bishops on Respect for Life

Here is a handful of some of the more powerful statements or homilies I've found on Respect Life Sunday/Month. God bless and strengthen our bishops for preaching and teaching the truth clearly and with charity!

Archbishop Dolan, in a 10/3 homily, teeing off from the first reading

Archbishop Chaput, in a 10/3 homily (audio), leading with a rather good set-piece on prayer and respect for life, before his even better homily on faith and integrity

Archbishop Vigneron, in a 10/3 address to a conference on stem cell research

Bishop Nickless, in his diocesan newspaper, with wonted clarity

Brevia Theologica - Why I like Pope St. Gregory the Great

10. Like me, his family was from Sicily.
9. He founded seven monasteries on his various estates.
8. He was friends with St. Leander of Seville, on whose feast day is my birthday.
7. He was quick with a pun. ("Angles? Don't you mean angels?")
6. He insisted that priests and bishops act like real priests and bishops.
5. The Moralia in Iob.
4. He converted the Lombards from Arianism (not to be outdone by St. Leander, who did the same for the Visigoths).
3. The Gregorian Sacramentary.
2. He had unparalleled taste in liturgical music.
1. The Cura Pastoralis.